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I need help with my chow
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Post by Judy Fox »

Ok - what help do you want!
You gotta tell us. :)
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:? ok...
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We all need help with our chows, and they usually need help with us. That's why we are here on this site.
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Post by Jeff&Peks »

The Chow must have thrown him out of the house before he finished his question. The Chow didn't want any false rumors being spread on this site.
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Jeff&Peks wrote:The Chow must have thrown him out of the house before he finished his question. The Chow didn't want any false rumors being spread on this site.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Jeff!
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Post by Rogansmommy »

I don't think the Chow threw him out. Locked him in a closet maybe... :wink: :roll:
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the chow was probably looking over his shoulder and promptly chewed up the keyboard cable :twisted:

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I think the chow wrote it and just mistyped.
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lol y'all are crazy!! Too many happy pill?!? Gosh y'all are always good for a laugh. :lol: bunch o clowns I tell ya :o)
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Maybe it was a chow typing about his owner ;)
Jeff you are too much. I bet if Peks cud talk to us, this site wud have to change to laugh central.
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Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off... Jeff.. you always make my day. :lol: along with the rest of ya.
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...........as I was saying.....back to my original question :)
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I think this is a case of a Chow turning to the dark side and holding his human hostage. The human was only able to type one line before being discovered by Chow Vadar who then sliced the computer with his toy light saber. :roll:
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That last post was me, by the way. I forgot to log in as me. :oops:
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well, first... you should name your chow. Then make sure that you show him where to go potty, which should be OUTSIDE your residence.
Feed him/her 1 cup of puppy food in the morning, and then 1 cup of puppy food in the evening. Always make sure your chow has enough water.
You should try and walk your chow at least once a day. (they love it) and oh, by all means make sure he/she knows you are the alpha dog. We have a thing here called NILIF (nothing in life is free) I think thats it...anyway. Everytime your chow wants to do something, YOU make him/her do something for you... then give them a treat or let them outside or what ever it was they wanted.
Bath your dog 1-2 times a year, or as needed (as if they got into the mud or a skunk or something)
You will be constantly training your chow for probably the rest of his/her life. Immaquest (sorry if I got it wrong) has a wonderful website with lots of information on training. Look for her posts on here, she is very informative.
Hope this helps.

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Post by Auddymay »

The cliff notes on raising a chow... I think you left the part out about spoiling them senseless.
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Post by chris »

Oh yeah.. what Auddymay said. :lol: (and don't let in that THEY OWN YOU ;-) )
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HuH? How did we go from Chow Vadar to NILIF (nothing in life is free). Chow Vadar might be knocking at your door next Chris. If you do get a visit from Chow Vadar just type "Help", we will understand.
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10 - 4
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That would be a great name for the next Black Chow Puppy, Vadar, the Avenger, Born to fight the injustice of trainers, obedience classes and evil vets, Fighting for the rights and freedom of all Chows, never to have to work for a treat again..When a Chow is in trouble, Snort for VADAR.
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Not remembering to sign in must be catching, that last was from me.
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But Jeff... Vadar was a VILIN.. not a good guy. :roll:
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Post by chris »

your thinking of either Robin Hood or Super Man...
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Nope, not Robin hood or superman, i'm thinking of real superhero's, Underdog and Super Chicken
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