help
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:20 am
I need help with my chow
You gotta tell us.
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 8:35 am
Ok - what help do you want!
You gotta tell us.
You gotta tell us.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:44 am
ok...Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:26 pm
We all need help with our chows, and they usually need help with us. That's why we are here on this site.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 1:28 pm
The Chow must have thrown him out of the house before he finished his question. The Chow didn't want any false rumors being spread on this site.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 2:52 pm
Jeff&Peks wrote:The Chow must have thrown him out of the house before he finished his question. The Chow didn't want any false rumors being spread on this site.
Jeff!Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 4:10 pm
I don't think the Chow threw him out. Locked him in a closet maybe... 
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:17 pm
the chow was probably looking over his shoulder and promptly chewed up the keyboard cable 
"we'll have none of that now will we? fetch me my treat!"
"we'll have none of that now will we? fetch me my treat!"
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:41 pm
I think the chow wrote it and just mistyped.
Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:20 pm
lol y'all are crazy!! Too many happy pill?!? Gosh y'all are always good for a laugh. bunch o clowns I tell ya 
bunch o clowns I tell ya Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 6:47 pm
Maybe it was a chow typing about his owner
Jeff you are too much. I bet if Peks cud talk to us, this site wud have to change to laugh central.
Jeff you are too much. I bet if Peks cud talk to us, this site wud have to change to laugh central.
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 4:50 pm
Rolling on the floor laughing my butt off... Jeff.. you always make my day. along with the rest of ya.
along with the rest of ya.Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 10:57 pm
...........as I was saying.....back to my original question
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:17 am
I think this is a case of a Chow turning to the dark side and holding his human hostage. The human was only able to type one line before being discovered by Chow Vadar who then sliced the computer with his toy light saber.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:20 am
That last post was me, by the way. I forgot to log in as me. 
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 5:55 am
well, first... you should name your chow. Then make sure that you show him where to go potty, which should be OUTSIDE your residence.
Feed him/her 1 cup of puppy food in the morning, and then 1 cup of puppy food in the evening. Always make sure your chow has enough water.
You should try and walk your chow at least once a day. (they love it) and oh, by all means make sure he/she knows you are the alpha dog. We have a thing here called NILIF (nothing in life is free) I think thats it...anyway. Everytime your chow wants to do something, YOU make him/her do something for you... then give them a treat or let them outside or what ever it was they wanted.
Bath your dog 1-2 times a year, or as needed (as if they got into the mud or a skunk or something)
You will be constantly training your chow for probably the rest of his/her life. Immaquest (sorry if I got it wrong) has a wonderful website with lots of information on training. Look for her posts on here, she is very informative.
Hope this helps.
Feed him/her 1 cup of puppy food in the morning, and then 1 cup of puppy food in the evening. Always make sure your chow has enough water.
You should try and walk your chow at least once a day. (they love it) and oh, by all means make sure he/she knows you are the alpha dog. We have a thing here called NILIF (nothing in life is free) I think thats it...anyway. Everytime your chow wants to do something, YOU make him/her do something for you... then give them a treat or let them outside or what ever it was they wanted.
Bath your dog 1-2 times a year, or as needed (as if they got into the mud or a skunk or something)
You will be constantly training your chow for probably the rest of his/her life. Immaquest (sorry if I got it wrong) has a wonderful website with lots of information on training. Look for her posts on here, she is very informative.
Hope this helps.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 6:57 am
The cliff notes on raising a chow... I think you left the part out about spoiling them senseless.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 8:21 am
Oh yeah.. what Auddymay said. (and don't let in that THEY OWN YOU )
(and don't let in that THEY OWN YOU )Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:06 pm
HuH? How did we go from Chow Vadar to NILIF (nothing in life is free). Chow Vadar might be knocking at your door next Chris. If you do get a visit from Chow Vadar just type "Help", we will understand.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:15 pm
10 - 4
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:19 pm
That would be a great name for the next Black Chow Puppy, Vadar, the Avenger, Born to fight the injustice of trainers, obedience classes and evil vets, Fighting for the rights and freedom of all Chows, never to have to work for a treat again..When a Chow is in trouble, Snort for VADAR.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:22 pm
Not remembering to sign in must be catching, that last was from me.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:42 pm
But Jeff... Vadar was a VILIN.. not a good guy.
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:42 pm
your thinking of either Robin Hood or Super Man...
Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 7:54 pm
Nope, not Robin hood or superman, i'm thinking of real superhero's, Underdog and Super Chicken