When I say I'm Broke.....

[Red Dragon]

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE...I'M BROKE!!
Yesterday I answered a knock on the door, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner..
'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could
take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to
demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum
cleaners.'
'Go away!' I said. 'I haven't got any
money!', 'I'm broke!' and proceeded to close
the door.
Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door
and pushed wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he
said. 'Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration.' And with that, he emptied a bucket of
horse manure onto my hallway carpet.
'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally
eat the remainder.'
I stepped back and said, 'Well I hope you've got a
damn good appetite, because they cut off my electricity
this morning. What part of 'broke' do you not
understand?

[Charlotte Paige]

That made me chuckle.. thanks