A Dog Walks Into A Room...a joke.

[fings1]

Here’s a quick joke for you all…

Mahtin goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to relieve some pressure.

Luckily, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Shep, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Shep, get down before he poops on you.”

[TJordan]

[Red Dragon]

[fillyok]

My dad used to blame them on the cat...poor cat.

[ciaobella]

Well, here's my variation on that theme....
Whenever we go to see my mom, she tries to curry favor with Sophie by slipping her heavily seasoned table food behind my back (she, who would never even be interested in touching the family pets when I was growing up, but that's another story). The consequences of which don't really come to light until we are IN THE CAR, coming home.

Not too long ago we were coming back from Sunday dinner, and just as we were rounding the corner to the street where we live, Sophie let fly one of the foulest emissions I have ever experienced. When I say "foul", I mean so pungent and toxic that I could practically taste it, causing every window to be swiftly rolled down, and probably killing a few local birds in the process.

Sophie innocently stepped up on the armrest between the two front seats, gave me "the look", and started sniffing me up and down interestedly, as if to say, "my gosh, what is wrong with you, do you need to pull over?"

Chows: the only dog smart enough to try to blame it on the human.

[kiwani]

"Three dogs running through the field in the rain....


The first dog is kicking mud in the second dog's face.
The second dog is kicking mud in the third dog's face.
The second dog looks back at the third and says, "It's a bitch aint it!!!"
The third dog says "It better be!!!"

[janet]

funny topic.

you are soooo right about the chow trying to blame it on the human.
luna is called "fart ball" in our house.lol. silent but deadly. she will let one out , then get up and turn around, look at us as if to say "hey where did that come from?" sometimes its so nasty that my son starts to gag.
i always say, "luna, did something crawl up ur a$$ and die again?" lmao.